What do you do when you have a comedic vision that needs a full choir to realize? You dig up your most musically talented friends and hand them sheet music!
lyrics
Hark here he comes,
Quickly he comes,
To fill the sack,
Upon his back.
Monstrously tall,
Scary to all,
With fangs and tail,
Horns and sharp nails.
Cloven hooves beat,
Down every street,
They’re echoing,
Terr-or-izing.
Children they hear,
Krampus is near,
Their hearts despair,
Cries fill the air,
Oh how they wail,
Wildly they flail,
It is too late,
This is their fate.
Krampus is here,
Naughty kids fear,
Once in his sack,
They won’t come back.
That’s what happens to naughty children.
That’s what happens to naughty children.
Their mournful moans,
Echo in homes,
There are no toys,
For bad girls and boys.
Kram-pus, Kram-pus.
Hark here he comes,
Quickly he comes,
To fill the sack,
Upon his back.
Monstrously tall,
Scary to all,
With fangs and tail,
Horns and sharp nails.
Cloven hooves beat,
Down every street,
They’re echoing,
Terr-or-izing.
Children they hear,
Krampus is near,
Their hearts despair,
Cries fill the air,
Oh how they wail,
Wildly they flail,
It is too late,
This is their fate.
Krampus is here,
Naughty kids fear,
Once in his sack,
They won’t come back.
That’s what happens to naughty children.
That’s what happens to naughty children.
Their mournful moans,
Echo in homes,
There are no toys,
For bad girls and boys.
Kram-pus, Kram-pus.
Kram-pus, Kram-pus. Doom
credits
from Krampus: Get In My Sack!,
released December 12, 2018
Lyrics by Suzanne Bracken and D. Ordo Mancer
Produced and mastered by Aaron Ackerson
Soprano: Suzanne Bracken and Wendy Zdrodowski
Alto: Catherine Thomson and Wendy Zdrodowski
Tenor: Chad Heeren and D. Ordo Mancer
Bass: Ari Fisher and Fred Lauritzen
MIDI, Samples, and Keyboard: Aaron Ackerson
A parody of "Carol of the Bells", original music by Mykola Leontovych, 1914
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